Pictures of The Smurfs doing our Smurfy thing.
Monday, January 12, 2004

When the Smurfs get together, this is what it's like: a smooth, synchronized symphony of death. Yeahh.

Smurfs make sure they don't miss wars. And if they do, they punish themselves accordingly. And repeatedly. Like the bad, bad little Smurfs they are... (Sometimes they request help from Smurfette with this.)

Clan member Gargamel at the peak of his blood rage.

See what this Smurf's doing? He's playing the world's smallest violin. That's all you get when the SMURFS beat you, baby.

Here's Papa whipping up another batch of his "special elixir," if you know what I mean. Papa knows how to keep his Smurfs happy.
And we close with a pictorial presentation of a typical day in the life of Smurfette.

Smurfette may seem coy, but it's all just an act.

...And it's not long before she has yet another innocent little Smurf under her spell.

Pretty soon, "frolicking" and "cavorting" ensue.

Sometime before the night is through, Smurfette makes her move...

And this is usually the end result. You know, come to think of it, this is pretty similar to the way Vanity's days go too.....